John Stamos is a Greek god

Earlier this month, Candace Cameron Bure, better known as DJ Tanner from Full House, made an announcement on The Today Show that The rumored project Fuller House is indeed happening. The show will revolve around a recently widowed DJ, as she struggles to raise three kids as a single parent, with the help of her zany best friend, Kimmy Gibbelar, and sister Stephanie Tanner. So, basically the exact same concept as the original, only not nearly as entertaining. Spin-offs aren't supposed to have the same premise as the originals. How entertaining would Frasier have been, had it been a show about Dr. Krane running a bar in Boston? Can you imagine Niles bartending?

 Maternal instincts aren't as funny as chauvinistic shenanigans. Remember the time Joey and Uncle Jesse tried to change Michelle's diaper in the kitchen? Wasn't that a rip-roaring display of turbo Lols? 

Look at them. They have no idea what they're doing. Lololololololol


 

That's part of what made Full House funny, the fact that those two dudes had no clue how to interact with a baby. As strange as Kimmy Gibbelar is, I'd be willing to bet that she could handle a simple diaper change with no issues. She probably has 6 or 7 kids herself by now with Dwayne. You remember Dwayne, right?

The main thing that bothers me about this show though is the fact that John Stamos is the executive producer, which would indicate that he'll be behind the camera far more often than he'll be in front of it.

  

Does this look like the face of a man who needs to be behind the camera? Of course not, Stamos is a Greek god, and deserves more screen time than anyone. I can think of a million show ideas that revolve around Uncle Jesse that would be more entertaining than this DJ drivel.

 

How about a show about Jesse running the Smash Club, trying to make ends meet, after Becky leaves him and takes all his money because he was nailing too many cocktail waitresses?

How about a show where Jesse works as a radio host, trying to make ends meet, after Becky leaves him and takes all his money because he was nailing too many interns?

How about a show where Jesse gets a job at Seaworld as a dolphin trainer, called Jesse and the Flippers? Then maybe Becky leaves him because he was nailing too many Dolphins. 

I'd watch thirty minutes of him sitting in a chair eating Greek Yogurt.

Have Mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My point is... If Stamos is going to be involved in the show, he needs to be a main character, not DJ. Sorry Donna Jo,

But you were by far the least interesting character on the show. No one tuned in every week to see your dumbass. You weren't funny, and you made a huge mistake dumping Viper. I mean, he was way out of your league. Not to mention the fact that you were a total bitch to Gibbelar. I don't even know why she kept coming around to hang out with you, you were always mean to her. 

Don't get me wrong, I'm still excited for the spinoff. I'm just a little disappointed, that's all. It's like if you went to see the Cleveland Cavaliers play, and Lebron James sat on the bench the whole game. No one is there to see Anderson Varejao. That's what this all boils down to. We want to see the best, and the best is John Stamos. Stamos is Lebron James. Everyone else is Anderson Varejao.