Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris eats coal and poops diamonds.
Once Chuck Norris played golf for money, Chuck marked down a 0 on every hole.. A pro at the golf club, said to Chuck "Excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, "I'm Chuck Norris," the man then proceeded to pour gasoline all over his body and set himself on fire, because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.
I know.....I know.... You're probably thinking," Chuck Norris jokes....Really?" Well, whatever I still think they're funny. Also the reason for this post is that I found the greatest Walker, Texas Ranger Youtube clip ever. Enjoy
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