Here is a list of more people that annoy me

PEOPLE WHO DESCRIBE EVERYTHING AS EPIC

That's a pretty serious adjective to just be throwing around so carelessly. If you are going to call something epic it better be a really big deal. Instead, I ususally hear things like, " Oh man that crave case we got from White Castle last night was epic."

LIBERTY TAX STREET PERFORMERS

Yeah, nothing says integrity like a guy in a statue of liberty costume doing the dougie on the side of the road. Thanks for giving me more incentive to go to H&R Block.

THE WASHINGTON GENERAL'S HEAD COACH

How does this guy still have a job. In the NBA, one losing season usually gets a coach fired. The Generals haven't won a game in 30 years. I don't understand what their deal is. They clearly need a new defensive scheme. How many times are you gonna let the Globetrotters run that figure-eight play, before you switch to a zone defense.

WALGREEN'S CASHIERS

It pisses me off that I have to show ID to purchase cold medicine. Thank god I'm old enough to be sick.

Also, why is there ALWAYS an old lady at the front of the line with a coupon discreptancy.  I drop in to pick up one or two things thinking it's gonna be a quick trip, then wind up behind the slowest moving old lady ever. She's purchasing like 30 items, and she has coupons. Of course the coupons don't work, or they're the wrong coupons. I listen to the cashier attempt to explain this to grandma moses, meanwhile I hear a page over the intercom, " There's no waiting in the cosmetics checkout." Yeah, but cosmetics is all the way over there. I don't want to get out of line. I may be impatient but I'm still lazy. Oh great, now Betty White here is writing a check. Looks like I'm headed to cosmetics.


FAST FOOD DRIVE-THRU ATTENDANTS

It seems like 80% of the time I drive thru somewhere I am told to pull forward. Most of the time there is nobody behind me. Why do I have to pull forward if nobody is behind me.

I also hate how sometimes I'll go to a place with something in mind, and they confuse me by offering me something else. Like, I'll have a craving for Hardee's chicken tenders, but then when I get to the drive-thru the lady is like," Welcome to Hardees would you like to try our new turkey burger today." Now I'm hesitating, I specifically came here for tenders but now this broad is talking about turkey burgers.... makes me kinda want one of those instead. Cars are lining up behind me. I need to make a decision. So in haste, I end up ordering the Turkey burger. Big mistake.... Next thing I know it's 2:00 am, and I'm wide awake pacing my living room. Trying to fight back the tears, while holding a half eaten turkey burger and thinking about the chicken tenders that could've been


COPS

Every time I'm driving and I look up at my mirror and see a cop right behind me, I immediately start panicking for no reason. I'm all like

Oh snaps, there's a cop behind me. Am I speeding? What's the speed limit? 40....No 35..... No it's 40. Well hopefully it's 40, because I'm currently driving 40, but what if its 35. He wouldn't pull me over for going 5 over the limit would he? Go ahead and do it copper.. I dare you. Hahaha... Why don't you go to the donut shop and get some glazed.... Come on, why are you still behind me. Turn or something..... Stop driving behind me. I just realized I'm not wearing my seatbelt, and I don't have my license with me ,and i had 6 beers for lunch and there is about twenty kilos of cocaine in my trunk. This cop is making me nervous What does he want. I wonder if he knows about the tag I ripped off that mattress that one time.