Powerball

I bought a powerball ticket the other day. I don't usually play the lottery, but for some reason this time I did. It's probably because I noticed that the jackpot was at 245 million. That's a lot of money, but then again when isn't the jackpot a lot of money. A lot of people only buy lottery tickets when the jackpot is over 100 million. I don't really understand that. I bought a ticket once when the jackpot was at 12 million, and the guy standing in line behind me scoffed. He was like, " What's the pot at..... 12 million.... Ahh...  that's not even worth it."  Then he paid for a pack of Doral's in change and hopped in his 92' Honda Accord to drive to his job at Arby's.

What a douche. This is probably the same guy who complains about gas going up 3 cents. It's important to him that he gets the best deal. He thinks he's being savvy by driving 6 miles out of the way to save a little, and by little I mean barely anything at all. The amount of money you save by paying 3.16 instead of 3.19 is the same amount that if I drop while walking down the street I don't even bother picking up. I don't know maybe it's because i have a short work commute or that my car gets good gas mileage, but I just dont care that much. It would be different if I had options. If pouring Vess Cola in my fuel tank would make my car go then trust me, I wouldn't be paying $3.50 for a gallon of gas.

 Imagine if cars ran on Vess Cola. What a world that would be. Especially since now sometimes when I fill up I'll pick up the nozzle and gasoline gets on my hands. Then my hands smell like gasoline and I get all pissed off. That wouldn't happen with Vess Cola. Instead I would be all like, " Oh Sweet my hands smell like Vess Cola that's awesome."

I wonder if any of the big car companies are working on this. How long until there's a prototype out? It kinda makes me want to go buy a bunch of Vess Cola stock. Then when the cars comes out, and they sell like crazy I'll become rich as balls. I'd be able to quit my job and play golf all day. I'd also have time to learn how to play golf. I really hope this happens so i can make millions, but if that doesn't work out at least I still have my lottery ticket.