David Blaine

 I really wish that there was a reality show about David Blaine. I think it would be a big hit. Look at how well Jon and Kate plus 8 did. That was a show about people with a bunch of kids, and people watched the crap out of it. All they did was have a bunch of kids. David Blaine can fly. Somehow I find a show about a dude who can fly more interesting than watching some turd complain about getting Gerber baby food on his Ed Hardy shirt. This seems like a no-brainer to me. Bravo you better get on this, or any other network. It doesn't matter, but for some reason I see this being on Bravo.

I really just wonder what he does in his free time. It's gotta be pretty damn cool having special powers. I wonder if sometimes he gets to drunk to drive and instead of calling a cab he just levitates home. I bet that saves him a lot of money. Not that he needs to be frugal. I'm sure he could just take some saltine crackers from his pantry and turn them into 100 dollar bills. Then whenever he wants to order a pizza he doesn't even pick up a phone. He just sends a telepathic message to Domino's. Thirty minutes later a delivery driver shows up at his front door. He's not quite sure how he got there, and he's a bit disoriented. Blaine tips him by giving him tomorrow's winning lottery numbers.

I wonder if he ever has friends over to play poker. He probably does, and wins every hand. Imagine catching a full house on the river and going all in. Blaine calls immediately and flips over 6 aces. You would be like, " Where are you getting these cards that's like 8 hands in a row." Then you call him a douche in your head, but he hears it because he can read your mind and hear your thoughts. He gets all offended and you end up apologizing. You say something like, " I'm sorry man i was out of line...it's just..,, I dont know I'm all stressed out right now. Work has been really hard on me lately and I've got all this debt and it's killing me."
Then he says, " No problem, let me help you out with that. Go to my pantry and grab some saltine crackers."

Yeah this show would be a big hit....