Toothpaste

I want to invent a line of toothpastes that taste like different kinds of cereal. So whether you brush your teeth before or after breakfast, you can still enjoy your Fruity Pebbles or Cocoa Puffs just a little bit longer. I myself enjoy a nice bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. If you don't eat cereal then this post clearly isn't for you. But you may want to try out my line of mouthwashes that tastes like coffee