I'm gonna take this spatula.. turn it sideways.. and shove it up your candy ass.

I think a good idea for a show on the Food Network would feature a bunch of chefs cooking with The Rock. It will be called "Smell what the Rock is cookin." Basically different chefs would cook for The Rock, and if he didn't like what they prepared they would get the people's elbow. So they better cook something good. There will be nothing but goodness on this show. No roasted duck or greek salad  or anything horrible like that.  I'm talkin cheeseburgers, and pizza ,and chicken, and steak lots of steak. Then The Rock eats it and then he puts the smackdown on their candy asses. Who wouldn't watch that.

The best part about it will be that once an episode somebody is gonna get a people's elbow. If you're not familiar with this move then there is clearly something wrong with you. You either lived in a cave half your life or your 5. So what's your excuse?  IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR EXCUSE IS!!!

Let me breakdown the people's elbow for you.

 ....After the Rock initiates his set-up move the Rock Bottom, he is replenished and reenergized. At this time his opponent is nearly unconscious. The Rock could easily pin him and win, but no, no that wouldn't be cool enough. Instead The Rock will stand above his prey glare at the audience with a raised eyebrow, and remove his elbow pad. The removal of the elbow pad is a prime indicator that awesomeness is about to occur. He then will run into the ropes which act as a slingshot thrusting him across the ring into the ropes on the other side. He does this in order to pick up enough speed for some reason even though he stops abruptly, shifts his weight to one side, and slams down hard with an elbow to the sternum.

This leaves his opponent in even more pain than he was already pretending to be in. The crowd goes wild and The Rock picks up another W.

Imagine that happening in a kitchen to some nerd in a chef hat. Food Network, your ratings are about to skyrocket.