Sometimes I lie awake at night hoping and praying that bears never migrate to oceans and learn to swim really good. Because if that happens, then it’s only a matter of time before they mate with sharks. Then we’ll have a big problem. Imagine packs of wild BearSharks roaming the country. I quiver at the very thought.
If I ever decide to rob a bank I’m going to do it on April fools day. That way if something goes wrong, or if I get arrested I’ll just be like….. Sike!!!
Yesterday I made a bucket list. I’m pretty excited about it, because I can already cross off “ making a list of shit that I’ll never do”.
Ok, I have to admit, I laughed out loud at the bearshark thing.
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