A Tyrannosaurus Rex, Velociraptors and Jeff Goldblum!!! What more could a movie goer ask for? This Romantic comedy stars two Scientists that are hopelessly in love.... with each other's Dinosaur fossil collections.
When eccentric millionaire John Hammond shows up at their dig site with his personal helicopter and invites them to his private island, They're like, "Fuck Yeah! We've never met you before, but you've got a helicopter, and that seems legit."
Mr. Hammond really loves his grandchildren, and attempts to impress them by spending millions to build a prehistoric amusement park, rather than leaving them a sizable inheritance, which I'm sure they would've preferred. The Island, known as Jurassic Park, is equipped with a team of scientists creating the Dinosaurs out of Mosquito splooge. It also contains a surplus of goats for subsistence, and Samuel L Jackson. Who could've predicted that things would go awry? Certainly not Mr. Hammond. He had a top notch security system, with only one possible defect. That the only guy in charge of it, would eventually become disgruntled and sabotage the park.
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| You're going down, John... |
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| Shit. |
Uncool things about this movie: The lack of profanity spoken by Samuel L. The giant pile of Stegosaurus crap. Any scene not featuring Jeff Goldblum
Overall Rating 8 out of 10 - it would've been a 9, but they used fake dinosaurs
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