Friday, September 30, 2011

Deep Thoughts

Does Bear Grylls order room service when he travels or does he just survive by eating the random shit laying around in his hotel room?

If you showed a Parkour competition to a group of squirrels I doubt that they would be impressed

Can illiterate people tell the difference between Alpha-Bits and Lucky Charms?

I don't like the name Jay. I think if that was my name I would come up with a nickname. I would tell all my friends. " Yeah from here on out just call me J."

The same joke as before but with the name Dee.

Every time I order french fries from Burger King there is one onion ring at the bottom of the box, and every time I order onion rings there is one french fry in there. Is this Intentional? Seems like it is.. That must take a long time to do.

In computer terms having a trojan is a bad thing and puts you at risk. In reality this is quite the opposite

If I were half as good playing the guitar as I am at air guitar I would be a very gifted musician

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