I was at the gas station the other day and saw a 5-hour energy display on the checkout counter. I almost bought one. Then I noticed a 6- hour energy display right next to it. I couldn't believe it. I can't help but feel bad for 5- hour energy. Their commercials may be terrible, but they don't deserve that kind of treatment. After all, who the hell is going to want 5 hours when they could have 6. That's a no-brainer. What if a different company comes out with 7- hour energy? Won't that be crazy? That gas station counter is gonna get pretty crowded.
Still I feel pretty bad for 5-hour. They're getting screwed on this one. They're like the contestant on Price is Right who makes a pretty decent bid, and then the next asshole adds one dollar to the bid and ends up winning.
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