Monday, August 25, 2025

Pizza Passport 2025

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Earlier this year, we purchased a Pizza Passport for the low cost of $35. With the passport in hand, we were able to explore the region and ...
Thursday, March 31, 2022

Strange interactions.

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I am not a male model. If you’ve ever seen me, you’ll render this claim as undeniable as if I were to say, I am not Santa Claus, or I am not...
Saturday, June 12, 2021

My retirement from recreational basketball.

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One-armed men have been the demise of many figures throughout history— Dr. Richard Kimble, anyone who faced Angels Pitcher, Jim Abb...
Monday, May 17, 2021

13 Books to read before you watch another shitty reality show.

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Neverwhere - Neil Gaiman I, admittedly don’t read many fantasy novels, but I also don’t have a reason to, as I can’t imagine any of them bei...
Sunday, August 16, 2020

Breakfast food sucks. Lunch is much better

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I don’t know how people can eat entire meals first thing in the morning. I have to be awake for at least 60 minutes before I’m even hungry. ...
Friday, July 31, 2020

Turd Sandwich Association (TSA)

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I only flew once prior to 9/11. I was nine years old and have no recollection of that flight whatsoever. But from what I’ve read and seen i...
Saturday, July 18, 2020

An angry rant for no reason

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Grocery store baggers I went to the grocery store today and purchased 36 items. Then, somehow left with 38 plastic grocery bags. Why these ...
Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Have a perfect day!

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The two men walked briskly side by side through the busy grocery store, while one gave instructions to the other. “So, you see Declan, h...